Statements removed from Hillary Clinton's acceptance speech as Secretary of State by her staff

  • I felt I had to accept President Obama's offer of this job. If I had not, that traitorous dog Bill Richardson might have gotten it. Yo! Bill! Commerce? Seriously, Commerce? HA! How does my ass taste, punta?
  • I come to this post fully aware of its history and importance to our republic, including the fact that I will be fourth in line of presidential succession. Obama, Biden, Pelosi, Byrd. Not that I'm thinking about that. Obama, Biden, Pelosi, Byrd.
  • We all know it's only a matter of time before I break these pathetic weaklings to my will. We could have done this the easy way, but NOOOO, you had to make it hard.
  • And their little dog, too.
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